- Me watching Game of Thrones: Oh my God, Theon you absolute dick, look at his smug fucking stupid face, I hope he dies, no, I hope he SUFFERS. Yes, I hope he really suffers for this, go on George R R Martin, please make him pay for this in the worst possible way, stupid stupid evil betraying little twat urgh I can't even look at him, fucking destroy the smug little shit
- Me reading the later books of ASoIaF: ...oh god. Theon baby. Let me give you cuddles and love and oh my god my poor sweet baby *sobs uncontrollably* Please no. George I didn't mean it. George I take it back. George I had my fingers crossed, this is getting out of hand now. Seriously George I'm going to need a therapist soon. George stop. GEEEEOOOORRRRGGEEEE.
Reading ADWD and suddenly
THEON OMG I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I EVER SAID AGAINST YOU
YOU WERE STILL A STUPID PRICK
BUT I’M SO SORRY